OCCUPY BIELEMA

We are the 99 percent. We are a movement. We want Paul Bunyan's Axe. #OccupyBielema

#Gophers #Badgers Bret Bielema thinks your Spotted Cow micro-brew tastes like piss. He thinks that because when you left the room, he pissed in it.

#Gophers #Badgers Bret Bielema thinks your Spotted Cow micro-brew tastes like piss. He thinks that because when you left the room, he pissed in it.

#Gophers #Badgers Bret Bielema is going to show everyone at this nude beach that he has an armadillo in his trousers. He also thinks you should shut up about “decorum” at what you keep calling a “church bake sale.”

#Gophers #Badgers Bret Bielema is going to show everyone at this nude beach that he has an armadillo in his trousers. He also thinks you should shut up about “decorum” at what you keep calling a “church bake sale.”

#Gophers #Badgers Bret Bielema thinks everyone in the world should just speak “American” already. 

#Gophers #Badgers Bret Bielema thinks everyone in the world should just speak “American” already. 

#Gophers #OccupyBielema What’s the difference between God and Bret Bielema? God doesn’t tell his quarterback to spike it with no time remaining.  

#Gophers #OccupyBielema What’s the difference between God and Bret Bielema? God doesn’t tell his quarterback to spike it with no time remaining.  

#OccupyBielema #Gophers His Native American name is “Walking Eagle.” That translates to “Too Full of Sh-t to Fly.”

#OccupyBielema #Gophers His Native American name is “Walking Eagle.” That translates to “Too Full of Sh-t to Fly.”

#OccupyBielema #Gophers “Wait, did you guys KNOW they were going to try and throw the ball to the end zone?!” - Himself, quoted after the Michigan State game.

#OccupyBielema #Gophers “Wait, did you guys KNOW they were going to try and throw the ball to the end zone?!” - Himself, quoted after the Michigan State game.

#OccupyBielema #Gophers He calls Minnesota “in-state recruiting.” He’s landed three Minnesota prospects in four years.

#OccupyBielema #Gophers He calls Minnesota “in-state recruiting.” He’s landed three Minnesota prospects in four years.

#OccupyBielema #Gophers Wisconsin had to disable his e-mail account. He kept sending $20,000 each month to “a rich Nigerian businessman who needed help obtaining a million-dollar inheritance.”

#OccupyBielema #Gophers Wisconsin had to disable his e-mail account. He kept sending $20,000 each month to “a rich Nigerian businessman who needed help obtaining a million-dollar inheritance.”

#OccupyBielema #Gophers Have you ever wondered how Nickelback keeps selling millions of albums? Don’t look in the back of that Silverado.

#OccupyBielema #Gophers Have you ever wondered how Nickelback keeps selling millions of albums? Don’t look in the back of that Silverado.

#OccupyBielema #Gophers Where do you think Tressel and the Ohio State players found that tattoo artist? 

#OccupyBielema #Gophers Where do you think Tressel and the Ohio State players found that tattoo artist?